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DBAA is a new religion for the 20th Century!

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Who is eligible to practice DBAA?

• All orientations
• All gender configurations
• Athiests, theists, agnostics, and the confused

What does DBAA stand for?

Through contemplation upon DBAA one may learn the meaning of DBAA, and in so doing, know the essence of DBAA and the way of DBAA.

What are the rules of DBAA?

Just DBAA

Okay fine then but can you give some examples of sins?

• Being AA* to retail/food service workers
• Being AA* to animals
• Littering
• Nosiness
• Greed
• Smashing bugs for no reason
• Listening to media in public without headphones
• Being AA* to your family/friends/strangers/hobos/employees/coworkers

*Not that AA

How do I join DBAA?

Hold up one hand if able (if not, imagine you are holding up a hand) and repeat aloud or unloud three times "I vow to NBAA (pronounced EN-BAH)." Then go forth and DBAA.

If I live according to the principals of DBAA, will I reap rewards in this life?

Probably not. I mean, look around you.

Why should I NBAA if I won't be rewarded?

The universe isn't Santa Claus. You'll probably be happier if you stop expecting things to make sense and just stop BAA, but what do I know?

How can I contribute financially to DBAA?

Give money to a hobo. It will find its way to DBAA through the power of DBAA.

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